A Song by Marc W. McCord
(C) September 13, 1969
| Did you ever know somebody who lived a sheltered life Somebody who never experienced the sharp edge of a knife Somebody who never took a chance on being free Somebody who never ever opened her eyes to see A woman who would lecture you on things that you had done many years before your life with her had yet begun Did you ever try to talk to one set in her ways A woman who would nag at you for everything you say A woman who would listen to what others had revealed even though they had no personal knowledge in that field Someone who could make a point of nothing based in fact and when you disagree with her blame you for lacking tact (CHORUS) She is the very best. She is the number one. She is an expert on everything she's never done. She's got an opinion. She knows it all. Don't you argue with her. You're heading for a fall. Did you ever try to get that girl to free her mind to read some books do some research to see what she could find Did you ever reach a point where love was turned to dust because of her reaction to things that you discussed Did you know the price you'd pay for making her your friend and that she'd be your enemy when friendship met its end (CHORUS) She is the very best. She is the number one. She is an expert on everything she's never done. She's got an opinion. She knows it all. Don't you argue with her. You're heading for a fall. This is what I learned once I was deep in love with her that it was better not to reveal the things that cause a stir A woman who can hold opinions not knowing what they mean is just about the meanest woman I have ever seen No matter what you say or do you know it's never right And everything you say or do will lead into a fight (CHORUS) She is the very best. She is the number one. She is an expert on everything she's never done. She's got an opinion. She knows it all. Don't you argue with her. You're heading for a fall. She is the very best. She is the number one. She is an expert on everything she's never done. She's got an opinion. She knows it all. Don't you argue with her. You're heading for a fall. |
Marc W. McCord dba CobraGraphics
February 23, 2002
Copyright © 1998-2004, Marc W. McCord dba CobraGraphics. All rights reserved. CobraGraphics is an exclusive tradename and trademark of Marc W. McCord dba CobraGraphics. The textual, graphic, audio, and audio/visual material in this site is protected by United States copyright law and international treaties. You may not copy, distribute, or use these materials except for your personal, non-commercial use. Any trademarks are the property of their respective owners. All original photographs on this web site are the exclusive property of Marc W. McCord or other designated photographers and may not be copied, duplicated, reproduced, distributed or used for any purpose except upon prior written permission under penalty of US and International laws and treaties.